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yesterday, my sister storms into my room and says
"guh, gamestop just called and they JUST got a shipment of Wii's
so...let's go"
(thats actually just a short summary of our conversation)
but
anyways as i gather my things together and i open my bedroom door to
leave, i see this HUGE bug fly straight into my room. i'm like "OH
JEEZE" but once it flew into my room, i couldnt see it anymore. my
sister was pretty urgent on getting there soon so i shrugged it off and
we went ahead to gamestop
later that night, im on my computer
and suddenly i hear this noise, a bug flying around my room and i turn
around and i cant really make out what it is because its really dark in
my room, but i can see it flying around, so i turn to my computer to
tell lex and phil that theres something in my room. and once i turn
around again, its gone.
this morning im tired, and im getting
my stuff together to get to work, and i hear the noise again. only this
time, i turn on the lights in my room and i look up, only to see a wasp
flying around my room. (note: i HATE wasps) so what happens? im looking
around my room for something i can swing at it, or at least smash it.
my
first thought was to get some spray thing, but then its in my room and
i dont want all my stuff smelling like bug spray, so i think...maybe a
shoe, but then the wasp was flying up near my ceiling so i needed
something with more range. i went to mexico a long time ago and i
bought this souvenir sword that has spanish and stuff written all on
it. it's an actual blade, but it's not very sharp, but it's long enough
to reach the ceiling. so i grab it....then i realize the chances of me
actually cutting the wasp was probably a negative number...so i put it
down and i run into my closet, all the time keeping an eye on the wasp,
because i dont want that thing flying around in my room when i get
home, anyways i find 2 old tennis rackets, im not sure why they are
there, but i grab them both.
so you're probably thinking, why
would you need to grab BOTH rackets? well, honestly i didnt need both,
but i've been watching this anime One Piece, and this guy uses 3 SWORDS
to own people, so i figured, i dont have 3...but 2 is close enough, and
2 is better than 1 right? anyways i grab both and so begins my long
showdown with the wasp of death. (that's right i named it...so what,
you wanna fight?) the one in my right hand is mainly for swinging and
the one in the left is just in case it gets past my right hand,
but...obviously my left hand is useless because i have a splint on it
and a hairline fracture on my wrist....but i take both out and start
swinging at the wasp
anyways after about 5 minutes of me
swinging and missing, the wasp decides to land on top of my light
fixture, so im like great, i cant whack it when its above there, so i
spend another 3 minutes trying to get it to fly back out. after that,
it finally decides to fly out and basically it starts flying lower, i
can definitely tell that i've pissed it off. it starts flying lower and
against the walls instead of the ceilings, at this point im not tired,
my adrenaline is pumping and im scared to death that im gonna get stung
real soon. it flies against one of my posters, the poster is mostly
dark colors so i lose it for a second, especially since ive been
staring at my light for the past 3 minutes, all of a sudden i see it
flying straight towards me, nobody is at home...so i scream like a
little girl. yea, i'll admit it i screamed, it's freaking scary ok?
at
the same time i scream i take a huge swing at it, and i can hear it, i
actually hit it, and it hits my closet door, but it starts flying up
again, so i take the racket and i take a clean whack at it, only its
not that clean because i caught part of my closet door with it and it
finally falls to the carpet. since it flew straight at me, i kind
stumbled backwards and knocked over my tv table in my room. i see this
is my opportunity! i take the rackets and i smash the wasp as hard as i could, just because i hate them so much.
at this point, i
felt like, since i took so much effort to battle this wasp, i might as
well take pictures of it. unfortunately uncle alfred asked for his
nikon back, so i had to use my puny point and shoot. anyways here are
the pictures of victory
 
my door and my weapons of choice
 
chumonster - WINNAR
wasp of death - pwned!
©Humonste® ™
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